Monday, September 17, 2007

Convenience caused

Attention passengers.

The train you are currently travelling in does not have any doors.

For those who wish to alight at this station, please do so through the windows, and fall head-first, and at a comfortable pace, towards the platform.

We have tastefully lined every inch of the platform with sharp steel spikes.

Connex apologises for any convenience caused.

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