WANTED: KNOWN CRIMINAL
Tim T
Alias 'Bow Tie' Man
Alias 'Get Out Of The Way, Idiot'
FOR CRIMES AGAINST FASHION
He is often seen fraternising with Melbourne postboxes:
Or performing perverted acts with various publications:
He has recently been seen discussing philosophy with others on Spring Street:
He may be fraternising with communists.
He is NOT TO BE TRUSTED.
No-one knows why he's taken to walking about the streets of Melbourne in this way. He is quite possibly insane.
If you see him, report it to the authorities and/or run screaming in the opposite direction.
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Tim, your links stink, you fink!
- John Bangsund's Threepenny Planet
- Broken Biro
- Poetry 24
- Superlative scribbles
- Kirstyn McD!
- Rorrim a tsomla almost a mirror
- More Sterne
- Sterne
- Cam the man from the Dan.
- Too hot to Raaaaaaandallllllll!
- Erin's Excellently Everlasting Effervescements!
- Slammy Infamy
- Hail Paco!
- Baron Blandwagon, purveyor of cyberbunnies, hawker of Roger Corman, and Misruler of the Multiverse
- The Bolta. Aiyeeeeee!!!!!
- Bad Apple Audrey
- The cartoon church
- Sir Martinkus
- A Zemblanian abroad and at home
- A hodge podge of hotzeplotz
- THE SLAMMA!
- Jottlesby's nottings, or should that be Nottlesby's jottings?
- The Snarking of the Hunt
- Jazzy Hands
- David of Metal City
- David the Barista
- The Blogger on the Cast Iron Balcony
- Be an Opinion Dominion Minion!
- Mel...
- ... and Fel
- His brilliant career - from whale sushi to crumbed prawn
- Jo Blogs
- Yet another Tim
- Croucherisms...
- Was two peas, now three peas
- Desciopolous!
- ... Still Life - now with extra rotating cats!
- Erin...
- An Amazingly Awesome Australian Ampersand!
- Blink and you'll miss 'er
- Red in the land of the tigers!
- Wire of Vibe
- Chase him, ladies, he's in the cavalry!
- The Non-palindromical Editrix in Germanium
- Old Sterne
- Gempiricalisations
- TonyT
- The briefs...
- ... and the brieflets
- The Purple Blog
- Blairville, lair of all that is wicked and perfidious
- The enticingly acronymical CSH
- EXTREEEEEEEME WYNTER!
- Mark of California
- Jellyfish
- Silent Speaking
- Lexicon the Mexican
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18 comments:
OMG - not the bow tie; nooooooooo; NOT THE BOW TIE!
Aaaarrrrgggggghhhhhhh!
Um, yes.
Here, what do you have against bow ties, anyway?
There's nothing wrong with bow ties, they're quite sweet on three year olds at weddings.
At first I read one of the captions as 'performs perverted acts with publicans and I wondered how that became a matter of public knowledge. Then I realised (once again) how unreliable my brain is at 2 in the morning.
Naomi.
You're still in the running towards becoming Victoria's Next Top Fop.
Are you in a community brass band?
Sadly, no. I just wear bow-ties for the joy of it.
Why's noone mentioned how hott Melbourne's postboxes are? Or is that just me?
The postbox is the real star of this post. I just play a walk-on cameo.
You auditioning for a job as a weatherman?
No, but the postbox is.
Does it know which way the wind blows?
That made me chuckle.
Stephen Merchant, co-creator of The Office and Extras, says that when he was a young chap he took to wearing bow ties. He thought it would make him look like a character from Jeeves and Wooster.
So is that a clip on, or did you actually tie it yourself?
Also, did you know that bowties originated with Croation mercenaries?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bowties
Wikipedia rules.
Tie on. Croatian mercenaries, eh? Who knew it had such a prestigous history...
Nice mug shot, timt. Is is true you're surnamed "Train"? There's a dinky little country song called "Every Now and Then, I wish I Was a Train".
It is true: Tim Train. I'm a no-way train whose gone off the rails...
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