Let's get voluptuous on margarine,
On rolling ravishments of Vegemite,
Toast God with steaming cups of Ovaltine.
Let's get voluptuous on margarine,
Eat pikelets with a fiery, fierce delight,
Lavished with lemons, and with five-day cream:
Let's get voluptuous on margarine,
On rolling ravishments of Vegemite.
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5 comments:
I ran out of Vegemite today.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
So have I. :(
Milo, my word,
I'm ceriasly swooning
at the yoghurt in which I'm
lovingly spooning
the seeds of my passion
fruit, my now hazy dreams
fading in the steam of
the eight o'clock kettle,
late for a train,
but who cares, Petal,
when I'm having you fresh
for this saucy
second breakfast?
Oh my gosh that's a spiritual union or something TimT.
SPREAD the word!
You lot, you're just buttering me up.
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