Practical suggestions for everyday use

Spring cleaners: I find that cleaning is best approached by exploring how the term 'cleaning' is itself a social construct, and that it is only by liberating the words 'clean' and 'dirty' from the restrictive social structures of past centuries that we can really make political progress. Also, you'll find this takes much less work than actually 'cleaning'.

Coffee drinkers: spill coffee in your lap and call it lappucino. It doesn't make sense to do this, but the name seems appropriate.