Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Crime news

Two villanelles were apprehended last night and charged for coupleting in a public place. The villanelles appeared in court today and pleaded not guilty for breaking poetic license, arguing they were being mistaken for similes. The two are thought to have recently committed a poetic sequence of crimes, including alliterating in the park, and walking animals off the cliche.

The two were charged to a ten word sentence in the stanza each, but were released on ellipsis...

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