Friday, August 20, 2010

To do list

Things to do

- Set a pigeon amongst the cats
- Find a crocodile and smile at it
- Take a knife to a spoon fight
- Make some lemons out of lemonade
- Turn an upside-down frown downside-down
- Find some sleeping dogs and shout at them
- Hit my head on a nail

Then go and climb into the wrong side of bed in preparation for the morning.


Mitzi G Burger said...

Sounds like you'll have plenty of hay to make during all the weekend sunshine!

TimT said...

There was a top paddock loose amongst the kangaroos, that's where I got the hay from.

brokenbiro said...

How are you ever going to fit in time for granny's egg-sucking lessons?

Dan the VespaMan said...

How about

- Send yourself some mail payment on delivery, and then refuse it return to sender
- Find a really small funnel for putting toothpaste back into tubes
- Watch a bird get bored and give up waiting for a worm that's late
- Buy some boots that are two sizes too small and proudly exclaim how you seem to be "too big for them"

Caz said...

If you were really committed to an industrious life you would have kicked a few men [or women] who are down, and you would have insisted on using both hands to push down upon every good man [women] you encounter.

Still, I suppose your list is a good enough start.

TimT said...

Well I suppose if the cap fits on the two way street at the end of the day, there's plenty more birds in the bush.

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