Sounds made by the boys next door playing Xbox (and by boys I mean 25 plus year old men):
BANG! BANG! SMASH!
O MUDDAFUCKA!
COMEHEREAGAIN!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
YEAH!
BANGYBANGYSMASHILYBANG!
FARK. ME. DEAD.
POWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOW!
HEY COME ON! HEY WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Some of those sounds were made by the computer. Not that it changes things much.
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6 comments:
"Feel the serenity."
Two years or so ago, when we were tramping around Marysville (pre-bushfires) and went for a walk to see some picturesque waterfall, we bumped into this lady on the walk, also from Melbourne, who claimed she was "absorbing the serenity." I felt as if I should be cooing whale song at her to enhance her experience, or something like that.
Commiserations. I too have a neighbour with special issues who recently invested in a subwoofer for his audio system and is proudly sharing it's capabilities even though the wall between us is reasonably thick. Now if only it was as thick as his head we would have no problem.
People can be amazingly stupid sometimes.
Isn't that what passes for "Good English" these days?
I'm afraid you are most probably right, old bean, though one shudders to admit it.*
*I offer an apologia for the filthy language, but being raised amongst barbarians, I am unable to deal in "Good English" at anyy** great length.
** With occasional exceptions.
oh, that's sort of my loungeroom...only they're still on wii and mario and even though they think I've taught them all the best swear words there's still a few they don't know
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