A handbook for veganism titled The Life of Pie. Pack it with as many lurid, blood-spattered details as possible, following the complete production of a pie from beginning to finish. Then get people in pie shops to sell it for you.
UPDATE! - Also, a movie suggestion. Tofu Panda, the harrowing tale of a Panda Bear who overcomes the scorn of his family and friends, and gives up the rapacious bamboo food industry in favour of a more ethical diet based on that blubbery white stuff wot they sell in the supermarkets.
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