blearioso - the blurry quality of life in general after one has drunk lots of alcohol.
blurto - suddenly saying something embarassing
blurto blurtissimo - extremely embarassing.
colorectura - manner of speaking after an enema.
groan colour - the sound quality of a groan, moan, whine, whinge, or grizzle that distinguishes it from other groans, moans, whines, whinges, or grizzles.
grumposo - stomping about in a grumpy manner.
grumposo ma non troppo - grumpy stomping, but in a placid and contented way.
muddleato - not being sure what to say about something, while you are saying it.
mumbleato - speaking inaudibly.
hmphoso a soso - making non committal noises.
shizzicato/shizzicati - sounds punctuating a conversation while one is on the toilet.
tumpani - playing melodies on someone's stomach.
xbfjqwflgggggggavotte – the curious dance the cat performs on the computer when you are typing an important email up, putting in a whole string of meaningless letters into the email.
xbfjqwflgggggggantarella – the frustrated dance you perform when, after typing those letters into the important email, the cat concludes proceedings by somehow sending the email off into the ether.
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