Beatrice the cat just wandered up and made clear that she wanted to sit in my lap.
Now, let's see:
REASONS TO NOT LET BEATRICE SIT IN MY LAP
- I've just put some cornbread in the oven.
REASONS TO LET BEATRICE SIT IN MY LAP
- The washing has just finished and needs to be put out.
- There are dirty plates that need to be washed also.
- I need to clean the benches in the kitchen.
Tim, your links stink, you fink!
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- The briefs...
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