DC Comics, I'm Waiting to Hear From You

I've been working on the concept of a new cartoon hero:

Almost as fast as a moderately speeding bullet...

He can leap over 3-and-a-half story buildings in two or three bounds.

Look! Up in the sky! (No, not that high...)

Is it a fly? Is it a zeppelin? NO! It's...

SUPERFLUOUSMAN!

Neat, eh? I'm also working on this:

Flatman - By day he's a marketing executive - by night he wrestles with modern dieting techniques. Can he survive his regular bouts with bulimia and anorexia?

Any alternative suggestions? Thoughts? Let us know in comments!