And now for a word from our sponsors

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A teddybear that is BOTH a cute plush-toy AND an alarm clock!

Cute, huggable, and comforting in the evening...

And positively TERRIFYING in the morning!

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NOTE: Take care to not let your child accidentally reset alarm clock for optimal sleeping results.