Team songs for writing

Team songs for writing - designed in order to attract the support of the vital drunk yobbo demographic in service of the Australian literary community

Give me a P! (P!) Give me an O! (O!) Give me an E! (E!) Give me a T! (T!) Give me a R! (R!) Give me a Y! (Y!) What have we got? 

(POETRY, YAY!!!!!) 

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Well there she was a writin' in her book

(Singin' semi-colons apostrophes and dots)

Usin' commas hyphens quotation marks full-stops

(Singin' semi-colons apostrophes and dots)

Upper case! (Upper case!) 

Lower case! (Lower case!)

Upper case lower case punctuation is so fine!

(Singin' semi-colons apostrophes and dots)

She used a bracket she used parenthesis

(Singin' semi-colons apostrophes and dots)

She underlined for extra emphasis

(Singin' semi-colons apostrophes and dots)

Em dash! (Em dash!) 

En dash! (En dash!) 

Em dash en dash punctuation is so fine!

(Singin' semi-colons apostrophes and dots)

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Give me an A! (A!) Give me a R! (R!) Give me an I! (I!) Give me a S! (S!) Give me a T! (T!) Give me an O! (O!) Give me a P! (P!) Give me a H! (H!) Give me an A! (A!) Give me an N! (N!) Give me an E! (E!) Give me an S! (S!) What have we got? 

(I'VE NO IDEA BECAUSE ALMOST NO-ONE CAN READ HIM EXCEPT IN TRANSLATION, EXCEPT FOR PROFESSORS OF ANCIENT GREEK, WHO MIGHT BE LYING ANYWAY, YAAAAYYYY!!!!)

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Thomas! Thomas! He's our Mann! If he can't do it, Immanuel Kant!

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Editors! (Clap clap clap!) Editors! (Clap clap clap!) Editors! etc... 

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Give me an S! (S!) What have we got? 

(A SPELLING MISTAKE, YAAAAAY!!!!)

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O-weyoweyoweyo-oh! Haiku! Haiku! etc... 

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Give me an exclamation mark! (!) What have we got? 

(AN ITEM OF PUNCTUATION USED TO INDICATE SURPRISE, ALARM, AND/OR TO GIVE SPECIAL EMPHASIS TO THE EXPRESSION WHICH PRECEDES IT, YAYYYYYY!!!!!!) 

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Up there Kenneally! 

In there and write! 

So 'em your letters! 

Show 'em what's right! 

Up there Kenneally! 

You're outta sight!

Li'l Aussie Battler,

Show 'em how to fight!