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Thursday, January 12, 2012

Itch glitch

There was a man. He had an itch. He scratched it. It felt good.

And you know how it is when you have an itch and you scratch it and it feels good so you keep on scratching it and it keeps on feeling good so you keep on scratching it and it keeps on feeling good and you keep on scratching and you realise that you have scratched for quite a while now and you keep on scratching but you realise that it might be impolite and possibly unhygienic to keep on scratching but that makes it even better and you keep on scratching and you realise it is two hours later and you are on a bus and everyone is watching you and you should have got off five stops ago.

Which just goes to prove the truth of the old adage, give a man an itch and he'll take quite a while.

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