- Rebecca: mentioned a medical-induced sadomasochistic hallucination involving her and a cartoon puppy.
- Dr Evil came up with various gems:
Me: Dr Evil, you remember the difference between thinking things and saying things? Well ...
Dr Evil: There ain't no filter on this quad.
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Me: So, why were you in hospital?
Dr Evil: Penis extension.
- Major Anya bought in a copy of Who magazine, and started conversation about the 'Tori wedding', starting the following conversation:
Major Anya: He's even got Tori's name tattoed on his arm...
Rachel: That's going to be expensive to remove. How long do you reckon they'll last?
Dr Evil: Three years. I reckon she'll have a kid first.
Major Anya: Nice frock, though.
*
Later, when J. walked in, Major Anya handed the magazine to him. and Rachel asked him the same question: "So, how long do you reckon they'll stay together for?"
J: (Glancing at the magazine for a second) Three and a half weeks.
And Rachel came up with the idea for another blog post:
Rachel: That sounds like a good idea for a post actually. Say we were talking about sex, incest, bestiality, and Christianity. They're all related...
And so I did. You can find more Croucherisms here.
5 comments:
Talk about chips, dips, chains and whips...yeah...LOL
Hi TimT,
It wasn't a cartoon puppy, it was the "Slush Puppy" Puppy, and he is real.
HooRoo
Rebecca
Crikey, you mean there really is a sadomasochistic Slush Puppy with whips and chains and stuff? I'm scared!
thanks for checking in on rachel I am glad to hear she is doing better. Give her a big hello from me please.
Will do, EB.
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