My Flatmate At His Computer
*Whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
*Click*
*Click*
*Click*
Tap tap tap tap tap.
*Click*
Tap.
*Click.*
Tap. Taptaptaptap. Tap. TaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptapTAP!
*ClickCLICK* CLICK!*
AH, HURRY UP, YOU STUPID FUCKING BLOODY FUCKING SHITFUL FUCKING CRAPFACED THING!*
*Click*
*Click*
PRESS.
*Whirrr rrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrr .... *phutt.*
(*Dramatisation. May not have actually happened. )
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3 comments:
This sounds eerily familiar, though slightly tame. The discussions I have with my computer tend to attract a rating of at least MA15+.
Hi welcome to windoze. I see you have pressed the spacebar. I do not understand that command. Please go to to www.microsoft to download a plugin. Oh dang, you seemed to have moved your mouse so you could go to that weblink. I don't understand that command. Please press the spacebar to continue. I see you have pressed your spacebar, I don't....
CM - I've just changed the dialogue for dramatic effect, it was a bit tame!
Oh man, Rebecca, how many times have I been through that? Too many!
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