I Never Knew She Felt This Way About Me - I Feel So Betrayed!
New York: A gay man began to doubt his wife's lack of commitment to their cold, loveless marriage of convenience today when he stumbled across her looking for pictures of himself on the internet.
"It was horrible!" shuddered Bertrand Gyvish, 39, of Greenwich Village. "She confessed to harbouring secret feelings of love and tenderness towards me. She said she hardly ever had one-night stands anymore, and admitted to growing feelings of faithfulness and commitment to me and our sham marriage."
The couple, who had been on track for a planned divorce late next year, are now "reconsidering their options." They plan to see a separation counsellor next week.
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