Coming soon, to an ocular pleasure parlour near me!

HUZZAH!
Off to the movies tonight to see two splendid Marx Brothers films, At The Circus and A Night At The Opera. Now that's Marxism I can relate to!

SOME MARXISMS:
And I want to thank you for all of the enjoyment you've taken out of it.
(Groucho)

Before I speak, I have something important to say.
(Groucho)

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
(Groucho)

"...!"
(Harpo)

HOW MR MARX GOT HIS LARX:
One of my favourite writers, S J Perelman, was a writer for two Marx Brothers films, 'Monkey Business' and 'Horse Feathers'. This is what Groucho had to say about one of his books:
The minute I picked up your book, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
(Groucho Marx)

NEVER SHOW MARX TO CHILDREN IN PARX:
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
(Groucho)

I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you arrived.
(Groucho)

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
(Groucho)

DISCLOSURE:
I'm not a Marxist, but once I used to play chess against a guy called Marks. That doesn't count, does it?