Friday, July 16, 2010

Deliciously evil, or just deliciously delicious?

Today, I bought some chocolate. A completely normal thing to do, yes. But also, if you believe the advertising, quite wicked and evil of me. Wicked! Yes, just like Vlad the impaler, who, you know, impaled people. Only with more chocolate, and less impaling. Evil! Just like Beelzebub torturing doomed souls in the infernal fires of hell for ludicrously over-rated sins, like farting in close proximity to archbishops, except not. It’s basically a way of being evil and wicked without any of the responsibilites that entails.

I think I’ll buy some more.


Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

Harlot Inc. strongly endorses your chocolate acquisitions project, and will be proposing a merger of resultant assets.

TimT said...

It's a risky business, the chocolate one. It's just me and the chocolate, alone, at work, for several hours. I'm not sure how much will be left by the end of the financial year/day (whichever comes first).

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

Do not eat the assets. Basic rule of financial management.

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