From Solomon's Extended Proverbs, Chapter 5
7. And if thy dog must crap, then let thy dog crap on the lawn of the neighbour thou most dislikest;
8. For as fresh honey is to thy tongue, so is a green lawn to the bottom of thy dog;
9. But if the neighbour thou most dislikest is thy only neighbour, even so, forbear;
10. For what thou givest, verily, thou shall receivest back tenfold;
11. Seek out wisdom, my son! It is more precious than fine gold!
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