Rejected ideas for blog posts

- A collection of six word fictions with one word missing.

- A recycled anecdote about a croissant that I have been rerecycling to just about every person I meet.

- A collection of sayings by me as the anti-Oscar Wilde.

There now! Aren't you glad that instead of doing those posts I just did this one instead? Aren't you? Ha! It's a good thing I'm not telling this to you all in the flesh, I don't think I could keep the mob of ravening fans at bay.