Blog Dates from Hell

You know the best thing about the internet? It's not that it brings people together - it's that it keeps them apart! At last, all of us misanthropes have a medium to express our fundamental dislike of all things human, and not worry about the consequences!

After all, just imagine the alternatives...

Blog Dates From Hell....

Annoying Customer meets Elizabeth Talbot	Brisbane blogger Elizabeth Talbot creator of website Customers Suck, takes one look at the Annoying Customer before pronouncing - Screw You, homie - you have FAILED!, and blowing him away with an Ouzi.
Darlene Taylor meets Marcel White	It's carnage when fun-time gal Darlene Taylor meets pro-life activist Marcel White. Somehow, Darlene's hippy friends get a wind of Marcel's Ultra-conservative mates, and the two set upon one another in what will eventually become known as the 2005 Blog Riots.
Dreadnought meets Rodney Croome	"I should never have done it," sobs Croome. "I should never have let him take advantage of me." When Catholic Conservative John Heard has a one-nighter with Taswegian Rodney Croome, things turn ugly fast: Croome demands that Heard 'make an honest man out of me' and marry him, but Heard is already eyeing up Paul Kidd, on the other side of the room...

More to come, soon.