I've been thinking about leaving Newcastle. It might be the fact that I just need a change. Or it might be the fact that my cupboard door keeps on falling off, my washing machine just broke its lid, my oven doesn't work properly, my window won't open properly, and the wooden fence surrounding the verandah is falling apart at the seams.
My brother rang me up today and told me that his boss needs workers for a full-time job in rural Victoria, soon. The offer sounds mighty tempting. I'd love to save up some money so I can go overseas. (I'm currently working part-time/casual here in Newcastle, and am not earning much, either. Most of my money goes on rent and food.)
Is it time to quit? What is the best way to quit? Or maybe I should work out some ways to get fired:
a) Call the boss rude names
b) Grope my editor's bum (she hates me already, so this is guaranteed to work)
c) Start blogging at work instead of actually working at work (though this is based on the flawed assumption that I do actually do work at work, instead of blogging)
d) Contract leprosy - (I can't work properly if all my fingers drop off, can I?)
What do you think?
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