COMRADE STALIN'S UNDERWEAR!
Now, you have no excuse: you can keep the image of the Great Leader right next to your private parts, all day and all night! Items in our range include Engels 'Saucy Lingerie' range, our popular 'Comrade Marx for your Parts' line, the 'Brezhnev Bra', the 'Kruschev's Knickers for your Knockers', and the 'Gorbachev G-string'.
Images are reversible, so you will literally have NOTHING separating you from yourself and the Eyes of the Mighty One!
6 comments:
Going by where his hands are clapping, all I can think is "ouch".
This is why communism is so very, very wrong.
But why the yellow crochet? He seems like more of a brown oilcloth kind of guy.
There is a Stalin for every season and fabric ... I kind of remember his image from that great Russian film, Burnt by the Sun, where two of the characters are driving through a golden field of wheat somewhere in the middle of Russia, and all of a sudden, a gigantic, blood-red banner unfolds in front of them bearing Stalin's image right in the middle.
Although Stalin's right up there in the Evil Communist stakes, he's far less popular than the more youthful (but still evil) Che, who appears everywhere.
No complaints from me!!
Communist!
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