Sunday, August 13, 2006
Possible Characters for Novels #4: Nonsequitur
Nonsequitur, the most notoriously unknown person in the world, was born two days before his birthday, and adopted his genetic parents several days afterwards. He is young for his age and, at being 1.32 metres tall, shorter than most people of his height. His two brothers are named Ipsofacto and Ergosum: they are both girls, which occasionally prompts the greeting "Gentles and Ladymen" from him when addressing them.
He once had a dog but it died.
UPDATE! - I checked my 'Possible Characters for Novels' series on google. It seems Nonsequitur here - my fourth possible character - is actually my 5th possible character, as well.
Hey, it's in keeping with his character, at least.
My favourite so far is Lobelia Pintsquip.
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