Monday, November 02, 2009


You've just learned about a major race taking place in your city. Three dwarfs wearing blackface and high heels will be competing in a round the track race. One dwarf is a neo-Nazi and will be wearing the Q'uran as a paper hat on his head; the second is an fundamentalist Christian and is wearing a skirt made out pages of the Torah; the third dwarf is an Al Qaeda terrorist and will tear pages from the Bible as he races. The three dwarfs will be competing to win, as first prize, a Creole Cream biscuit. Afterwards they will perform a harmonic choral rendition of Al Jolson's 'Mammy' for the eager crowds.

Will you bet on the neo-Nazi Q'uran wearing dwarf, the fundy Christian Torah wearing dwarf, or the Al Qaeda Bible-tearing dwarf?

You've got to be in it to win it!


Cam Black said...

Box trifecta - increase my chances of a payout.

Legal Eagle said...

Tim T, you crack me up.

Dan the VespaMan said...

Not sure Tim, but apparently Daryl Somers would like to hear from you. He thinks you may be able to help in a new era of light entertainment.

Tim said...

If only there were some way to have them race around the deck of a people smuggling boat, while pissed from drinking at city bars, we would have the entire week's news cycle covered.

TimT said...

Just taking a good idea like the dwarf races and... running with it, I guess, Dan!

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