At first life was a primal soup
That sucked and slopped and slurped;
Then out of this gobsmacking gloop
There crawled a fish that burped.
A billion species rose and fell
In some amount of time;
They glopped and bubbled up and back
Into the primal slime.
One half of these were vegetables –
They erped out oxygen.
The other half were animals –
They belched out CO2 again.
Though muddy, Mother Nature has
A balance to her parts:
The moral to this story is
You’re breathing in tree farts.
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6 comments:
You're clever.
Can you write one about how we (apparently) have all ingested the wee of Israelis?
Brilliant! Definitely one for the poetry reading/slam thingy. Humour is very rare at those things, especially humour with a point. That is because it is so much harder to do than yelling at people. You rock!
Oh, you two!
Meredith - Israeli wee? 'Now wee the people', that sort of thing? Just wondering if there's a news story or odd joke that I missed out on?
Paul - don't really think it's slamworthy as it lacks that obvious performative/dramatic element, but perhaps more a nice piece of light verse for open mike or parties.
Oh.
I thought it was going to be a poem about Slurpees.
In honor of the heat wave an' all.
I was in search of appropriate refreshment.
P.S - This is Oz - the farts and burps are predominately from sheep and cows, non?
Charlie is my Darwin, my Darwin, my Darwin.
What a fine figger of a pome this is, Timsky. Fine. Figger. Of a Pome.
My only regret is that I didn't get to work a reference to 'Wyatt Urp' into the final version.
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