So after this whole football Grand Penultimate today, with Collingwood being the team everyone loves to hate, and the Saints being the team everyone hates to love, I thought I'd propose a new football team. A team for the times. A team for the mystifying, baffling, pointless, directionless times we all live in. The team that everyone doesn't care about not caring about.
Name of team
Grey and beige.
Undecided, of course, though maybe Eden-Monaro is the place for them, since that lot are permanently undecided.
CHORUS: Carn! Carn! The grey and the beige!
Maintain your ineffectual rage!
Fight fight fight! War war war!
And win a devastating draw!
VERSE: Hey, is there anything else on the telly man?
No, I don't care if we are at the stadium, seriously, change channels.
CHORUS: Carn! Carn! etc.
Cinnamon donuts, with a hole so big that there's no donut left over.
Like, you know, whatever.
It's never too late!
It doesn't matter if you draw or lose, what matters is how indifferently you play the game.
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