Here is a song I wrote about suet. I can see it spearheading a national ad campaign championing the virtues of this fatty fat that comes from around an animal's loins and kidneys. Now I think I'll just sit back and wait for the ad dollars to roll in...
Making pudding?
Have a cruet?
Want to glue it?
I know
Why not
Try some
Suet!
You won't rue it!
Have some suet!
Do it! Do it! Do it! Suet!
Have you tried it?
I intuit
That the suet
Was quite helpful
Yes I knew it!
You won't rue it!
Have some suet!
Do it! Do it! Do it! Suet!
Or an appropriate vegetarian substitute.
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4 comments:
I should imagine suet would make a lawyers mouth water.
Especially when it's necessary for the lawyers to let the defendants stew in their own juices.
This is a load of tripe.
I'm livered with anger.
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