You and your hippopotamus

Listening to football on the radio is like listening to people get excited about algebra, only with names instead of letters, and ends up in a result just as confusing as any algebra answer, too.

Smithers plus Jenkins... Jenkins... Wimpleson squared... FLOTHERSBY.... HIPPOPOTAMUS!

You do have to wonder how you get from Smithers to Jenkins to Wimpleson to Flothersby and end up with Jellyfish, don't you? No, I suppose you don't. 

Also, when you don't get the result you want, you'd much rather not go to the trouble of asking anyone how things got to this point anyway. It seems so much nicer not to talk about it, really. 

I don't want to talk about it.