Anyway, it's National Shark Week, in which we all gather together to celebrate the nation. Or sharks. Or weeks. Or something like that. Anyway, here's my contribution:
AN ODE TO THE SHARK
Hark! Hark! The shark! In water swims
Midst lots and lots of bloodied limbs.
I expect it'll be released as a five act opera shortly.
UPDATE! - Also for our bemusement, Carrie Bickmore claims in that linked item that the greatest fear of people is being attacked by a shark. I have to say that shark attack is not something that I have ever worried about, ever.