Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder
Vodka makes every woman look like Jane Fonda
Laudanum makes you think your girlfriend is a fish called Wanda
While Midori is only drunk by bogan chicks called Rhonda
Who drive a Honda.
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4 comments:
Bozwell is a Bundy drinker
Just see the state of his liver
You can keep your Makers Mark
And your Vodka for a start
Coz to him there is just nothing sweeter.
There was a great punk song by the all-girl Gymslips called Drink Problem:
We don't care
We're not proud
People say we're a bit too loud
Always drunk
What a shame
Opening hours we're back again
(Chorus)
Whisky makes you frisky!
Gin makes you sin!
Brandy makes you randy!
And rum makes you (crunching guitar riff)
Sounds great, Jeff. Nice words, Boz, but where are the rhymes? Damn right, Rachel. Here's to the children. Hic.
"Nice words, Boz, but where are the rhymes?"
It's all in the phrasing and the rapping mate! I'll perform it live one day and you'll see!!!
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