Once when I went for an interview at a temping agency, the secretary told me, "Take a seat".
I immediately picked up the seat and walked to the door. "Where do you want me to take it?" I asked.
She stared at me dumbly for several seconds, in the process redefining the meaning of 'pregnant pause'.
It's the little things that keep you going.
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