If a Fauxbo is a fake bum ...
Faux Maux = 1) Fake moustache.
2) French mouse.
Faux Eaux = Fake orgasm.
Fauxfoe = Fake enemy.
Go with the Flaux = 1) To pretend to be following the crowd.
2)To swim against the stream.
Faux Shaux = Parade of second-hand items masquerading as a designer fashion show. (See also: Flaw Shaux).
Faux Haux = Woman who pretends to be of loose sexual mores in order to become more popular. (See also: naux-hoper)
Faux Beaux = False boyfriend.
Faux Deux = 1) A person pretending to be your twin.
2) Mistaking one object for two.
3) Mistaking a different number for two. ("1+3 = 2?" shouted the Professor. "Never have I seen a better example of the Faux Deux!"
"Faux yaux taux," replied his student, quietly.)
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9 comments:
Prolific and thoughtful response from "anon", and the baby name links will be really useful if I ever get another dog. I'm a bit cool on the car insurance though, as I don't drive.
Now that I think about it, a tad off-topic really. I'm beginning to wonder if they took the time to read your post properly.
Faux Repartee?
Saux true. Faux repartee, go away!
Evidently a new tactic from the spammers: commenting on blogger and getting around the problem of the spam code by cramming as much crap as they can in one post.
Faux Spaux
Fake Spam....
Hey i was looking at your blog, i didnt find what i was looking for...i really wanted a posted about canned meat products and you only seem to talk about fake canned meat....thats not what i want....
Ras - but wait until you taste it: I can't believe it's Faux Spam! Truly!
Faux Spaux sounds like something one of the fellows in the post above would be doing.
I guess that 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter' stuff would be Faux Butter, too, though why would anyone want to eat any of that stuff? Isn't all that butter-fat and cholesterol part of the fun?
Timmy - yep, I never understood the "I can't believe it's not butter". If that was true (although, of course, it was a gross over-statement) then why not just use, um, you know, actual butter?
Fake butter should be called Fauxleo. I could even pretend to be endorsed by that pretender to the throne of virility, Fauxbio.
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