MR SMALLING - Will talk about how he voted Tory because he wants to be the naughty one and attract everyone's attention.
MRS SMALLING - Will talk about how she voted Tory because she wants to be the naughty one and attract everyone's attention.
MR CHADWALLA - Will talk about how he voted Tory because he wants to be the naughty one and attract everyone's attention.
MR SMURCHILL - Will talk about how he voted Tory because he wants to be the naughty one and attract everyone's attention.
MS GLADRAG - Will talk about how she voted Tory because she wants to be the naughty one and attract everyone's attention.
MS DE EAUGH - Will talk about how she voted Tory because she wants to be the naughty one and attract everyone's attention.
MR NUGGS - Will talk about how he voted Tory because he wants to be the naughty one and attract everyone's attention.
MS FERRIER - Voted LibDem. Wants to be seen as the nice one.
MR TWINGE - Has voted Tory all his life. Doesn't want to talk about politics at all because everyone sees him as the evil one. Will try and distract the conversation by talking about puppies.
4 comments:
J.K.Rowling's not voting Tory.
Old news! Maybe she could go head to head with Boris Johnson or that-other-person-who-is-a-Tory-pollie-and-writes-lurid-bestellers.
I wish her good luck with her investment in the Labour Party, but I suspect it's not going to do much good in the next decade.
...and Mr Padge will lean back with his port and say 'That's Right!'
Have you ventured into the realms of the Diary yet? Enquiring minds would love to know :)
Shamefacedly I admit, no, I haven't as yet read that. But what an excellent and timely reading suggestion. I've been reading a weighty but worthy tome by Walter Scott for the past few weeks and have forgotten what I was planning to read next. Therefore, 'Diary of a Nobody' is elevated to novel-in-waiting position!
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