Suggested dictionary additions

forgetting behind of the times: planning to do something but secretly resolving to put it off, and then forgetting ones plans; forgetting to remember to not do whatever it is that you had been planning to do. (See also: blanxiety)

blanxiety: Forgetting a plan you should never have planned in the first place.

nth de plume: Internet phenomena – getting into conversations with yourself while under the illusion that you are speaking to another, or several other, people. (Also: reiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiteration.)

snarcolepsy: Causing an embarrassing misunderstanding by lapsing into non-sarcasm during a sarcastic conversation.