Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Benedict gets down wid da homies
Yo, listen up, yo homies at the WYD -
I'm the top o' the pops o' the Dioceses -
I'm bigga than the jiggaz in the White House, too -
You don't know me, homey,
Cos you don't got to know me -
I've got the keys to heaven -
I'm the P-O-P-E!
He's the P, O, P, E,
P-O-P-E!
I got the news for protestants, and atheists, too -
You ain't lookin' for God, but God is lookin' fo you!
Look at you watchez, bitchez, cos yo time is up -
An you don't know me, homey,
Cos you don't got to know me -
I've got the keys to heaven -
I'm the P-O-P-E!
He's the P, O, P, E,
P-O-P-E!
Fornication in this nation, it has got to stop -
For the devil is the Devil, an' he just don't hip-hop
An instead of fame and glory, he's in purgatory -
Yeah, you don't know me, homey,
Cos you don't got to know me -
I've got the keys to heaven -
I'm the P-O-P-E!
He's the P, O, P, E,
P-O-P-E!
I'll blast yo ass to God, or I'll send yo to hell,
I'll cap yo for yo sinnin and make you confess, well
Heard of original sin? I'm the original sinner!
I say that black mass backwards seven times befo' my dinner!
I've done menial and venial and mortal sinnin', too -
Yeah, you don't know me, homey,
Cos you don't got to know me -
I've got the keys to heaven -
I'm the P-O-P-E!
He's the P, O, P, E,
P-O-P-E!
Yo, listen up, yo homies at the WYD -
I'm the top o' the pops o' the Diocese -
I'm bigga than the jiggaz in the White House, too -
You don't know me, homey,
Cos you don't got to know me -
I've got the keys to heaven -
I'm the P-O-P-E!
He's the P, O, P, E,
P-O-P-E!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Tim, your links stink, you fink!
- John Bangsund's Threepenny Planet
- Broken Biro
- Poetry 24
- Superlative scribbles
- Kirstyn McD!
- Rorrim a tsomla almost a mirror
- More Sterne
- Sterne
- Cam the man from the Dan.
- Too hot to Raaaaaaandallllllll!
- Erin's Excellently Everlasting Effervescements!
- Slammy Infamy
- Hail Paco!
- Baron Blandwagon, purveyor of cyberbunnies, hawker of Roger Corman, and Misruler of the Multiverse
- The Bolta. Aiyeeeeee!!!!!
- Bad Apple Audrey
- The cartoon church
- Sir Martinkus
- A Zemblanian abroad and at home
- A hodge podge of hotzeplotz
- THE SLAMMA!
- Jottlesby's nottings, or should that be Nottlesby's jottings?
- The Snarking of the Hunt
- Jazzy Hands
- David of Metal City
- David the Barista
- The Blogger on the Cast Iron Balcony
- Be an Opinion Dominion Minion!
- Mel...
- ... and Fel
- His brilliant career - from whale sushi to crumbed prawn
- Jo Blogs
- Yet another Tim
- Croucherisms...
- Was two peas, now three peas
- Desciopolous!
- ... Still Life - now with extra rotating cats!
- Erin...
- An Amazingly Awesome Australian Ampersand!
- Blink and you'll miss 'er
- Red in the land of the tigers!
- Wire of Vibe
- Chase him, ladies, he's in the cavalry!
- The Non-palindromical Editrix in Germanium
- Old Sterne
- Gempiricalisations
- TonyT
- The briefs...
- ... and the brieflets
- The Purple Blog
- Blairville, lair of all that is wicked and perfidious
- The enticingly acronymical CSH
- EXTREEEEEEEME WYNTER!
- Mark of California
- Jellyfish
- Silent Speaking
- Lexicon the Mexican
Blog Archive
-
▼
2008
(316)
-
▼
July
(29)
- If humans were amorphous amoebic watery blobs
- Out now from SMACME products
- Ian Thorpe
- Zealed the deal
- Abstract semiotic concept - This is your life!
- Raaaaaaaaaage!
- The ultimate death match: footballers versus garde...
- Thursday clerihews
- This is what I get up to with my spare time
- Paradoxes of the space-timetabular continuum
- Conversation overheard in the toilets at the Trade...
- Thankfully, no
- Public health announcement
- It's all in the delivery man
- They walk amongst us
- Like a possessed baritone, I can't stop bloody sin...
- Benedict gets down wid da homies
- And stay up there!
- I still don't know
- Epigrams of the tax office
- Coleridge never had to work for a media monitoring...
- The Quibs and Bunning Writers Exchange Program #2
- The eternal wisdom of SuperTed
- Living in the leaky-styrofoamed lap of luxury
- The public transport chronicles, #1001
- The five greatest commas in literary history
- Schmuck Friday
- The Quibs and Bunning Writers Exchange Program #1
- Junk food ads for people with eating disorders
-
▼
July
(29)
3 comments:
doG damn you, earworm man.
Even the doorbitxh is joining in, xcqnfcuh!
"Fornication in this nation, it has got to stop ..."
I is toe-tapping right now!
Not bad.
He is not the P-R-U-D-E but he is not too mixed up!
Thank you for your PRUDEnt commendations!
Post a Comment