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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Benedict gets down wid da homies



Yo, listen up, yo homies at the WYD -
I'm the top o' the pops o' the Dioceses -
I'm bigga than the jiggaz in the White House, too -
You don't know me, homey,
Cos you don't got to know me -
I've got the keys to heaven -
I'm the P-O-P-E!

He's the P, O, P, E,
P-O-P-E!

I got the news for protestants, and atheists, too -
You ain't lookin' for God, but God is lookin' fo you!
Look at you watchez, bitchez, cos yo time is up -
An you don't know me, homey,
Cos you don't got to know me -
I've got the keys to heaven -
I'm the P-O-P-E!

He's the P, O, P, E,
P-O-P-E!

Fornication in this nation, it has got to stop -
For the devil is the Devil, an' he just don't hip-hop
An instead of fame and glory, he's in purgatory -
Yeah, you don't know me, homey,
Cos you don't got to know me -
I've got the keys to heaven -
I'm the P-O-P-E!

He's the P, O, P, E,
P-O-P-E!

I'll blast yo ass to God, or I'll send yo to hell,
I'll cap yo for yo sinnin and make you confess, well
Heard of original sin? I'm the original sinner!
I say that black mass backwards seven times befo' my dinner!
I've done menial and venial and mortal sinnin', too -
Yeah, you don't know me, homey,
Cos you don't got to know me -
I've got the keys to heaven -
I'm the P-O-P-E!

He's the P, O, P, E,
P-O-P-E!

Yo, listen up, yo homies at the WYD -
I'm the top o' the pops o' the Diocese -
I'm bigga than the jiggaz in the White House, too -
You don't know me, homey,
Cos you don't got to know me -
I've got the keys to heaven -
I'm the P-O-P-E!

He's the P, O, P, E,
P-O-P-E!

3 comments:

Ampersand Duck said...

doG damn you, earworm man.

Even the doorbitxh is joining in, xcqnfcuh!

prude said...

"Fornication in this nation, it has got to stop ..."

I is toe-tapping right now!

Not bad.

He is not the P-R-U-D-E but he is not too mixed up!

TimT said...

Thank you for your PRUDEnt commendations!

Email: timhtrain - at - yahoo.com.au

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