Thursday, July 24, 2008

Thursday clerihews

Gregory Peck
Never said 'heck'.
This is sadly, not so,
For Russell Crowe.

K. Fed
Is well read
In marriage dismissals
And breakfast packet epistles.

Niccolo Machiavelli
Had a fire in his belly
From dining excessively on quince:
So he wrote The Prince.

Mick Jagger
Is a prodigal shagger
(Also, a prodigal marrier -
But that's proved no barrier.)

J. Lo
Is so-so
She sings,
And does various other interesting and not-so interesting things.


Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

Timothy Train
Wrote a refrain.
The first two lines were metrically equal.
Not so their sequel.

TimT said...

Alexis, Baron von Harlot
Wasn't a rascal or varlet.
She left sage comments on blogs,
And was nice to the dogs.

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