I reckon that little emoticon guy is evil. Yeah. Yeah, he's got an agenda alright, a twisted, nasty little agenda that involves lots of obscene and violent things. You just have to go beneath that smarmy grin, and find out what's REALLY going on ...
Fantasising about sex.
Subtly farting in a crowded elevator.
I want to kill them all.
Fantasising about sex with someone who is subtly farting in a crowded elevator.
I have just had my eyes removed with a blunt knife.
Fantasising about sex with a murderer who is subtly farting in a crowded elevator.
I am undergoing surgery to become a goat.
I am carrying an LSD bomb behind my false teeth. If you make me laugh, it will explode.
I am secretly being sodomised by a Satanist and am amused that not one of you know.
Sleeping in a bathtub of solidified green jelly and dreaming about making love to Gwyneth Paltrow.
They must all be punished.
Ladies and gentlemen, the reign of terror by the smiley guy has gone on for too long. HE MUST BE STOPPED.
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lol very good
p.s. :)
I prefer Assicons and Titicons.
But he's so cuuuuuuuuuuute!
He is evilevilevil!
Cute and evil can co-exist. Give me a few months and I'll find an example..
A few months? Give me a few minutes. Cop this kitty!
Nails and Tim, you want a hybrid of cute and evil? Starts with R... muuuuaaaaaaahahahahahaha
and I'm not going to say what that photo looks like either... that's me being demure!
The authority on all things evil has to be this guy. Cuteness is another matter. But the picture did come from him ...
Warkitty rocks.
Pure filth, Rach :P
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