See if you can come up with some non-witty text to go with this not-very-interesting picture. The unfunniest entry wins a hot date with my neighbour's cat and a copy of the Flinders Street to Upfield Train Timetable.
Suggested Craptions:
"Yes, we are having nice weather today."
"Hello. I am Kofi Annan."
"Let me talk to you about UN policy on international trade."
"We are deeply concerned..."
Suggested Craptions:
"Yes, we are having nice weather today."
"Hello. I am Kofi Annan."
"Let me talk to you about UN policy on international trade."
"We are deeply concerned..."
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That was prompt.
I wonder what the guy next to him, the one with his eyes closed, is thinking. Possibly something about porridge.
Voluptuous thoughts about porridge?
So his version of American Pie would be something to do with porridge? I spy a trilogy.
Is the guy behind me wiggling two fingers above my head?
"Y'know - I really like crockery...."
"But enough about you. Let's talk some more about me..."
"My name in Hebrew means "monkey-like cloud"...I have wanted to let the world in on this for ages."
Porridge? Wow, you young 'uns are slow.
He's obviously asking himself: "Should I interrupt the interview to tell him that his fly is open, or wait until the photographers have finished?".
the guy on the right is wondering "who farted?"
There's a problem with these entries. They're all hilarious.
"Um, no comment. Hang on, I -- wait, no, no comment it is."
or:
"I'm tipping the 'pies at Subiaco."
or:
"TimT, you think I can't see you and don't know what you're up to. But you may not be aware that they give ex-Secretaries-General all kinds of freaky powers and I'm staring at you *right now* out of this very photograph...Tim...'
Yikes!
The guy to Annan's left is having his buttocks fondled by the old chap tortoiseshell glasses, Annan himself is fronting the microphones saying (as he prepares to enter the Supermarket):
"I'm stepping out now, I may be some time."
Or, more simply, the timless classic:
"Ladies and Gentlemen of the press, it is my grave duty to inform you that I am indeed wearing new socks today. And I forgot my handkerchief. I'm Kofi Annan. Good night."
Or, for my absolute last suggestion, any sentence at all that anyone would care to imagine, but punctuated with a definite "'fo shizzle!"
(That infernal hip-hop nonsense has poisoned my sensibilities! - and may yet lead to a Diplomatic Incident.)
So who wins? Should I start checking my post box in anticipation of a flat cat and a timetable?
Nobody. They're all far too funny, except for 'fo shizzle' which was fearful, but the fear was much too interesting to be boring.
- Annan confesses: "I am speaking into a microphone"
Annan: "This suit is grey. So is my hair."
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