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You will go far.
You will go far.
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Always wear socks,
And a clean pair of jocks.
When you drop by at the vicar's
Don't forget to wear your knickers.
The white singlet underwear
Means you're hopelessly square.
Doesn't matter what your flaws,
Make sure that you wear your drawers.
Whether you're in Bath or Dorset
Never fail to lace your corset.
If you wish to 'scape the rumours
Ensure that you've got your bloomers.
I never offend, as
I wear my suspenders.
Perkins
Approves of merkins.
No Marco!
Never go commando!
There once was a man from Woking
Who only ever wore one stocking
The leg with no hose
Became really quite froze
There's no reason to find it shocking
Even antaloons
Wear pantaloons.
Some wear their unders over,
And their overs under.
I don't know why they do it.
It really makes you wonder.
Some ONLY wear their unders.
They're unders under nowt.
They're unders that aren't under -
They wear their welcome out.
So wear your overs over
Your undered underpants.
You can display them later,
Given half a chance.
That underwear by Shane Warne
Should never be worn
(or at least not at all
unless you've cricket balls)
I'll take that as a Warne-ing.
There used to be
many a slip
'twicks knees and the hips
on skirted women who cared
about men who stared.
But now its all slacks
made of cotton or flax
making knickers more optional
even though still functional.
Sorry that last one was not really didactic enough, I guess...
I don't know about that, but I would quibble about your spelling. The correct spelling, I believe, is 'twixt', not 'twicks'.
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Oh yeah, sorry was typing it off in a hurry. Anyhow, maybe my final entry:
Young Men:
while it may be quite fun,
you'll be thought rather rum
if you're exposed
wearing Mum's pantyhose.
You can't go wrong
with a thong
Wear some lacy lingerie underneath that three piece suit:
Your colleagues and your work mates may not know it,
But wear some lacy lingerie underneath that three piece suit:
You never know. Some day you may want to show it.
Don't be flighty -
Wear a nighty.
Pack a chemise
In your valise.
You can avoid creating a social rift:
Just wear a shift.
On Underpants:
Stretching the elastic
Is less than fantastic.
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