This is the bit where I tell you about how I'm an exceptionally talented individual and excel at this and am brilliant at that, bla bla bla, yada yada yada. Yes, that's right, here's a version of my resume. Mail me if you want a Word version. (I'll see what I can do about posting a link to it on the website.)
PS I've left out some contact details and contact details for referees, for privacy reasons. Again, mail me if you have work.
Résumé
Name:
Timothy Huw Train
Work Experience:
I have become involved casually in various types of work:
Journalist, interviewer, writer, and researcher for Fighter Force, 1 day per week (Williamtown RAAF base paper), April – August 2003
Volunteer Worker, Port Stephens Telecentre, 2001 – 2004 – 1 day per week (Duties include: Secretarial work, spreadsheet work, customer relations, customer assistance, publicity, preparation of weekly timetables, web-page creation)
Volunteer Worker, Palais Royale Youth Venue, 2001 –2004– 1 day per week (Duties include: Editor, writer, interviewer, reviewer, researcher, publicist and secretary for youth magazine InZine, Secretary for Youth Music Committee Indent)
Volunteer Worker for I.F. Magazine (Independent Filmmaker)1999 – 2000
Writer for the Skeptic
Skills:
Touch-typing speed: 75 – 85 wpm.
Alpha-numeric entry speed: 7000 kph.
I am familiar with the following programs:
- Microsoft Word (letter writing, publishing, mail-merge, using macros)
- Excel (data entry, basic formulas, charts)
- Outlook
- Powerpoint (creating/editing slide shows)
- Pagemaker, Publisher, and Photoshop (formatting and publishing)
- Front Page and Internet Explorer (web-design, research)
Education:
Master of Arts, Music, Sydney University, 1999 – 2000
Bachelor of Arts, Music and English Literature, Sydney University, 1996 – 1998
Higher School Certificate, 1995, 3-Unit Music, 2-Unit General English, 3-Unit Mathematics, 2-Unit Physics, 2-Unit
Chemistry
Eighth Grade Practice of Musicianship, Pass with Credit,
A.M.U.S. 1995
5th Grade Theory of Musicianship Pass with Honours,
A.M.U.S. 1993
Achievements/ Interests:
Member of C.C.L.A., 1993 – 2004.
Member of Sydney University Film Society, 1997-1999 (Actor, Director, Script Writer)
Member of the Australian Skeptics, 2001-2004, contributor to the Skeptic.
Member of Sydney University Chess Society, 1998-2000, Secretary 1999 – 2000, Editor/ Producer/ Distributor of Chess Newsletter, 1999 - 2000
Contributor to U.R. (Union Recorder), 1999 - 2000
Member of Saint Andrews College Choir, and St. Andrews College Music Soc, 1996-1998. I performed as a choir member and pianist (playing accompaniment and solo) at several concerts and church services during the years 1996-1998.
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Tim, your links stink, you fink!
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- Of Moustaches and Men
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- Wise Words
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- JOb Surch
- I Would Like To Advise You That You Would Like To ...
- To My Minions
- Noninterview Take Two
- BLOOD BLOOD I CRAVE BLOOD!
- Position Vacant
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- Interview Inconclusive
- Democracy Is Beautiful
- Noninterview
- Me No Spika De Person
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- Boring Administrative Notice
- Awwwwww
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- Plastastic
- Making the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Work For Me
- Today is the day when I do what I always do today
- Blog Matters
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3 comments:
Nice resume! u wanna join me in taking over the world?
I am not half as smart as u, but are u intrested?
There's just something about the choir boy thing that has me pissing myself laughing.
Ah, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, what a remarkably wasted talent.
How on earth are we ever going to find a job fitting to your qualifications, skills & penchants?
You COULD have at least TRIED to make it easier!
Can't believe you are spending your days transcribing.
Why is society & business so incapable and so lacking in imaginination as to be able to make proper use of the gifts of those such as yourself. *big sigh*
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