Thursday, July 15, 2004

Position Vacant


Local farmer requires talented workers to carry out the duties of CHICKEN on his property. He is seeking to employ several new chickens due to an upturn in the market recently.
Workers will be paid higher than the Union wages, and the farmer will give special consideration to people from disadvantaged backgrounds.
The worker must be: skilled, with a can-do attitude, an ability to meet challenges, and be an excellent communicator.
Prior experience as a chicken will be highly regarded, as will experience in egg-laying, decapitation, having wads of bread and egg-yolk stuffed up your bum, and being served up as the Sunday roast. However, on-the-job training is available for the right person/s.
Call Old McDonald on 4987 6543.

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