Now That's What I Call Policy!

 Marty of The Rat Pack links to this item on the Australian Greens website, containing their plan for jobs growth:

 "We are already committed to abolishing the Higher Education Contribution Scheme as an important measure to boost education and training, and to better funding for TAFE. We also propose:

- A standard 35 hour working week and capping overtime, by offering incentives to employers.
- A government employment guarantee for all long-term unemployed adults and unemployed youth.
- Financial assistance for small business development, including home-based business, for example through business incubators.

"These policies can be funded through reversing the Howard government's corporate tax rate cut, a measure that will generate around $3.94 billion this financial year."
Michael Organ has identified green collar jobs as one of his strategies to generate new employment opportunities in Cunningham.
"Green collar jobs, based on servicing the environment, are one of the keys to sustainable tourism as an employment generator", Mr. Organ said.

 Now I could offer respectable analysis of their economic policies, but hey! let's just pornolize it instead:

 "We are already committed to fingerfucking the jerking Higher "Dildo" Education Contribution "Rugmuncher" Scheme as an important measure to boost education and fisting, and to better barfing for TAFE. We also propose:
A standard 35 hour working week and capping overtime, by screwing fistfucks to dripps.
A government employment guarantee for all long-term squirted balls and unemployed youth.
Financial assistance for small jerks development, dripping home-based felchs, for example through business incubators.
"These motherfucks can be pecked through cuntlicking the Howard government's corporate tax rate cut, a measure that will generate around $3.94 billion this financial year."
Michael "The-Champ" Organ has fistfucked green collar jobs as one of his strategies to generate new employment opportunities in Cunningham.
 
 It's a vast improvement on their actual policy, that's all I can say.