Oboyoboy Oyibo!

Give a big hello to Mr. Adrian Oyibo, Mr. Philip Amah, Princess Rose Dikibo, Deborah Menzue, Mrs. Maria Kabila and the fine folks at Westpac Online Banking - enterprising souls all, who have hit on an innovative but illegal business idea - swindling other people out of their hard-earned (or, in my case, unearned) money via various online spam scams.
My favourite so far are the chaps at Westpac Online Banking:

Dear valued Westpac Customer!

Due to the increased fraudulent activity within
our site we are undertaking a review
of our member accounts. You are requested to
visit our site by following the link given below.
This is required for us to continue to offer you a
safe and risk free environment to send and receive
money online. Be sure to enter both Customer Account No &
Password otherwise your account will not be verified
and your access to the account will be blocked.
Thank you.
https://olb.westpac.com.au
Copyright 2004 - Westpac Banking Corporation ABN 33 007 457 141
Message ID: 4849788628

Hey, it's a valid career option. As a student at Uni I briefly considered a life of high crime. Sadly, though, such a life is not for me: I remain disgustingly ethical.