Has anybody been watching 'Speaking in Tongues, with John Safran and Father Bob'? It's very good. They've got a segment called 'Bob's Billboard', where readers send in suggestions for titles to put up on the Billboard outside Bob's church. Here are some of my suggestions:
HEAVEN A GREAT TIME, WISH YOU WERE HERE!
SUNDAY IS FUNDAY - COME INSIDE AND PRAY!
OPEN WIDE, COME INSIDE - IT'S PRAY SCHOOL!
APPLAUD THE LORD!
PSINGING PSALMS IS PSUPER!
I'm rather proud of that last one. So proud, in fact, that I wrote a whole poem about it! It's called
PSINGING PSALMS (A PSEUDO PSONG):
Psinging psalms is psuper fun,
Psuper fun for everyone!
Come and psing and come to pstay
With Christ, who took our psins away!
UPDATE! - Just emailed them through.
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Spankyou very much.
Um, i don't think we get that. Do you get celebrity big brother? We don't get that either but it sounds kickass: Jodie Marsh, Rodman, Galloway, Rula Lenska, what a lineup! Guess it's more Keeping Up Appearances reruns for me
I want Father Bob to be my drunk uncle.
You might be able to find some material here.
John Safran's very funny, his two previous series 'John Safran vs. God' and 'John Safran's Music Jamboree' were quite groundbreaking. (A highlight for me was the time he became a door-to-door atheism in Salt Lake city!)
Ah, Keeping up Appearances ...
"The Bouquet residence, the lady of the house speaking ..."
Ooeer, enough said.
We've had Celebrity Big Brother, but it's mostly with Australian celebrities ...
I want Father Bob to be my drunk uncle.
Doesn't everybody?
FATHER BOB LIVES HERE.
Heh, that's very good!
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