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Saturday, April 14, 2007

Cop That, Thomas Edison!

THOMAS EDISON SAYS:
"Invention is 5 per cent inspiration and 95 per cent perspiration."

TIM SAYS:
"Writing is 5 per cent inspiration, 95 per cent procrastination, and 200 per cent masturbation."

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Surely you're both overestimating the inspiration part!

TimT said...

Maybe it's just misoverestimation.

TimT said...

Or maybe that's just a misunderstatement.

Shelley said...

Ah, now that's why I haven't written anything recently. I knew something was missing.

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

Never, ever, ever, ever, EVER use a lightbulb.

TimT said...

I don't geddit.

Next time I have a bright idea, however, I'll try and have it with an environmentally sustainable light globe.

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

All to the good. Further explanation might frighten the cows. Carried away by a brief flight of smut. Will return to full decorum forthwith.

TimT said...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Decorum or smut, it's all welcome here!

Shelley said...

Alexis, I have no desire to become part of the orifice-emergency room urban myth.

Maria said...

This explains all the research into the keyboard being the most unhygienic area of a desk. Never share keyboards, always wash before and after typing.

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