Fortescue! Get your nose out of that!
Fortescue! Drop that this instant!
Fortescue! What did I tell you about eating that?
Fortescue! I didn't take you to the vet for that little operation just to have you go and do that to the nearest chihuahua, did I?
Fortescue, you RECALCITRANT REPROBATE, COME HITHER!
This thought for the day has been brought to you by Tim. Kindly forward on your