Pointless Epigrams on Various Bloggers

Mostly written on the tram.

1.
Tim Blair
Doesn't care.

2.
Kate
Is rarely late,
But like Priam*,
I am.

*I don't actually think Priam was late for anything important in his life, but I needed to get a rhyme somehow.

3.
Ampersand Duck
Shows courage and pluck
And noble tenacity*
In her vim and veracity.

*Not to mention an astounding capacity
For sagacity.

4.
Dr H. (first name, Lexicon)
Is recently Mexican.
She knows where she's at, man,
Her electorate's Batman.*

*Plus she has a neat flat, man,
And don't own a cat, man.

5.
There is a bean,
A certain bean,
Whose mad exploits of derring do are known to King & Queen;
He's jolly keen,
This bean, I mean,
Whose name, in case you hadn't guessed, is Nottlesbean!

6.
Diogenes,
sage
Of the internet
age,
Inveighs against
Soviets
At The Melbourne
Age.

7.
Him
Funny
Him
Smart
Him's
Blog's
Pure
Art
Him
Write
Quite
Clever
Him
Write
Bad
Never.

Him
Tim.

8.
Tony T
Drinks tea.

9.
The redoubtable Dr Cat
Owns this and that
And can beat out a 10,000 word review of 10 volumes of books in 10 seconds flat.