Libertarian-
Antidisestablishment-
arianism.
1,012,442,000
One-billion-and-twelve-
million-and-four-hundred-and
forty-two-thousand.
Multiculturalism
Southern-Victorian-
Anglo-Indian-Eastern-
North-American.
Zombies
Aaa
rrrrrrr
gg
The Vulgate of St Cunt
bollockyshitabrickdamn-
thiscrapulous
Obligatory Producers Reference
Ullainkahan-
sonbensonswansontallen-
swadonswanson
Bloom.
(Actually two words, but it's one name. I plead poet's licence, man.)
Political extinct animals
Antiantidis-
establishmentarian-
Loxolophodonts.
Allow Me To Introduce Yourself
Arthurs-Cholomondley-Smith-
Fotheringay-Smith-Churchill-
Westphail-Goggins-Smith.
Fathers At A Piano Recital
Plinkenplankenplunk-
enboxgepoundenoffen-
geshowenspelle.
International phone call
6127
7776
773.
4 comments:
Does your mother know you use words like that, young man?
Every time I try to ask her about whether she's keeping the plinkenplankenplunkenbox at our house in tune, she quickly blocks her ears up. If she could, she'd do the same with mine, although I'm at the other end of the phone line...
I'm good at haiku;
Except I always forget
How many syllables are supposed to go in the last line.
And then there's the old favourite,
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Most poems rhyme,
But this one don't.
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